Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy
so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…
MD Lab: Hello, yes, is this the CDC
CDC: Uh, yes.
MD Lab: Listen, I don’t want to alarm you, but we found some small pox this morning.
CDC: Wait— wait what? You found smallpox. Like a person infected with smallpox? How and what.
MD Lab: No, no, no. Not a person. Just a vial of it. Well, Carl found it. Erm, a few vials. Multiple vials of smallpox are in play here.
CDC: I’m trying to get past the “found” smallpox here. How do you “find” an eradicated disease
MD Lab: Yes, Carl found it. He was cleaning out an old storage room and he discovered a literal box of smallpox. We assume it’s been there for a while. Honestly, I didn’t even know that room existed until we found it while moving some cabinets the other wee—
CDC: Is the threat contained? Did Carl follow your lab’s procedure on discovering potentially hazardous material?
MD Lab: Erm. He sorta just…chucked it onto my desk. But it didn’t break!
CDC: You’re telling me a lab worker threw a box of smallpox at you.
Carl? What? No, he’s Bill in accounts’ son. He’s been cleaning here all summer
CDC: ….ffs. Who runs this lab
MD Lab: …uhhhh, the FDA.
And the real glory is that you’re right, I will bet you anything it was a gaggle of summer interns who were tasked to do the inventory and actually found the stuff; they hire a zillion of them every year. One of them is our sometimes-babysitter-slash-Spanish-tutor, the college kid who lives 2 doors down.
So, you know. Feel confident and stuff.